Weird BUT true

Want to try a C-food diet? A Florida restaurant opened this week with a menu that features only items that begin with a C.

C-House in Seminole Heights serves up everything from cheesecake to champagne and charcuterie, says owner Danna Haydar. She also sells crab cakes, ciabatta, crudo and dozens of other alphabetically specific snacks. Not cool beans. A Kansas mom says she accidentally got her kids high on the powerful hallucinogen PCP because she thought it was vanilla extract.

The unwitting woman from Kansas City had made French toast for her teen and two infants when they started tripping out and had to be rushed to a hospital.

She said a relative’s druggie ex may have put the angel dust in the bottle. She wasn’t lovin’ it. A Wisconsin woman got so mad when a McDonald’s worker screwed up her order that she threw a bag of food at her — and was tossed in jail.

Debreaka Dashay Jones, 19, allegedly burst into the restaurant in Glendale and shouted, “I didn’t order no sausage biscuit!” and hit a worker with the bag.

She also pushed a 17-yearold employee into a piece of equipment, according to cops, who charged her with disorderly conduct and felony child abuse. Get a shrink, dude. A German man barged into a police station to ask cops for help breaking up with his girlfriend.

The 34-year-old told police in Ludwigshafen he had grown apart from his sweetheart and needed advice on how to call it quits.

A female officer sat him down and listed “several options.”

PornHub.com is giving free memberships to residents of cities with sexually goofy names — including Horneytown, NC, F--king, Austria, and Threeway, Va.

Cities such as Balls Creek, Nova Scotia, Climax, Mich., and Hooker, Okla., are also in luck.