Weird BUT true

Somebody should tell these guys what happened to the goose-stepping invaders who challenged the US Army in WWII.

Two geese who live at Fort Sill, Okla., decided they had right of way and blocked the path of marching soldiers.

When one of the birds flapped his wings aggressively, the soldiers staged a quick retreat.

An Oregon bride-to-be accidentally put the wrong address on an invitation to her wedding.

The recipient sent her back a note reading, “Congratulations — go have dinner on me. I’ve been married for 40 years — it gets better with age.”

A $20 bill was enclosed.

An Uber driver in Woodbridge, Va., decided to cut through a gas station to avoid a red light.

He got a ticket. No, not a traffic citation, but a lottery ticket he decided to buy before he drove out of the station.

Proving that crime, even minor traffic violations, can pay, it turned out to be worth more than $100,000.

A British cop was outraged by a woman driving a car with the message on the rear window: “Go on small d**k. Pass me.’’

She refused his order to get rid of the sign.

The woman, Liz Hatfield, said she’d been questioned before by a cop, but he let it go after she explained her partner was known as “Dick.’’

It’s not clear how the latest dispute will end.

The patient provided the music in this hospital.

Doctors in Houston decided a musician needed major brain surgery to cure her of a hereditary condition that causes hand tremors, which affected her ability to play the flute.

They did the surgery while she was wide awake so doctors could see if the electrodes they implanted were working.

On the operating table, she played a concerto to show things were going well. Wires