Weird BUT true

This play went all to hell. A Brazilian man attacked an actor during a Passion of Christ play, shouting that he “wouldn’t let Jesus die.”

Video of the debacle in Nova Hartz shows the actor playing a Roman soldier stabbing the messiah’s chest with a spear.

That’s when the audience member jumped onstage and hit the actor in the back of the head with what appeared to be a costume helmet.

It’s a grave issue. Homeless people with no place to sleep are moving into tombs at a cemetery in Cambridge, England.

Some people displaced coffin lids in the historic graveyard so they could find some shelter. Now workers are tearing out vegetation so as to spot rough sleepers.

Speaking of the UK’s problems with the dead . . .

London’s murder rate outpaced New York City’s over the last two months.

New York’s month-onmonth murder rate has been decreasing since January, while London’s has been rising. There were 37 suspected London killings in February and March, but only 32 in the Big Apple.

Vengeance didn’t work out for him in the long run.

A Canadian man tried to sue a 10-year-old girl after he ran into her bike while jogging.

Rosario Perilli tried to run around the girl as she pedaled along the shoulder of a road in British Columbia. But instead, he bumped into her and took a spill.

He tried to blame her for unsafe riding, but a judge ruled against him.

That’s one way to get a date.

A male student in China applied to an all-girls school so he could land a girlfriend.

“There are many female students in this school and they will not be able to find a spouse,” the student said when asked why he applied to China Women’s University in Beijing.

He could be in luck: The school admits one male student a year. Max Jaeger, Wires