Weird BUT true

What a shellhole. Cops and wildlife officials raided a filthy, rancid Madagascar home — and found it crawling with more than 10,000 endangered tortoises.

The rare radiated tortoises, which can weigh up to 35 pounds, were likely being farmed for an international pet-smuggling scheme, said authorities who have made three arrests so far.

Neighbors in an affluent Colorado suburb are hot and bothered over a horndog resident’s rowdy sex parties.

Residents of Castle Rock, near Denver, say the “Thunderstorm Play Palace” bashes are unsavory, create parking problems and expose kids to disturbing sights and sounds.

“You can hear people doing what they’re doing,” one neighbor said. Omelet anyone? A semi-truck driver in China lost control and flipped his rig, spilling more than 100,000 duck eggs onto a busy roadway in Quzhou City, Zhejiang Province. Officials scrambled to clean it up. Not the birdie he wanted. An angry goose attacked a Michigan high-school golfer — knocking him to the ground — midway through a match.

The teen was competing in a tournament in Adrian when he got too close to the bird’s nest and got divebombed.

“At no point in my life did I ever think golf would be fun or exciting till yesterday,” Devon Gilson-Pitts, wife of the assistant coach, teased on Facebook. The team finished ninth.

Now he’s singing the blues.

A Florida man was charged with striking his longtime boyfriend in the noggin with a novelty singing fish.

Gregory Carney, 54, of Sebastian, allegedly hurled the Big Mouth Billy Bass at Larry Timmerman, who had tossed it in the trash.