Weird BUT true

He stinks at spying. A Pennsylvania creep was busted when he accidentally filmed footage of himself while setting up a camera to film people in a porta-potty.

Kenneth Haluska, 59, allegedly installed the tiny device near a toilet-paper dispenser to record people at a construction site in Johnstown.

After someone found it, police viewed the video and found the image of the perv pressing the play button.

A Florida streaker got stuck on a baseball field in the buff when he tried to flee by hopping over an outfield wall — and couldn’t clear it.

Dante Koonce allegedly dashed across the diamond during a minor league contest between the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp and the Pensacola Wahoos.

He was forced to backtrack after screwing up the jump twice, and security tackled him near third base.

Monkey see, monkey chew. A hungry simian was caught on camera swiping handfuls of snacks from a hotel room in Costa Rica.

Footage shows the cheeky, furry bandit swinging on a tree before swooping into Canadian Paul Zarnett’s hotel room and grabbing a bag of chips and a package of crackers from a coffee table.

Shoot!

A Florida man accidentally mistook his wife for a home invader and shot her twice as she was stepping out of their bathroom.

Nathan and Allison Simmons of Winter Garden were spooked by a sound they thought was a burglar while getting ready for bed, but decided it was nothing.

An hour later, Nathan was awakened by noise and opened fire on his wife, who survived.

An Ohio farmer was so sick of his neighbors’ crap, he dumped tons of chicken manure on his own land.

Harvey Lutz wanted to irritate Lordstown neighbors who blocked his plans to sell a building on his property to the owners of TJ Maxx.

“I’ll raise chickens for KFC instead,” he threatened.