Weird BUT true

A bear had a roaring good time sniffing around the inside of an SUV in Florida — until it accidentally locked itself inside.

The black bear climbed into a Ford Expedition belonging to Karl Koberg, of Longwood, and threw a fit when it couldn’t get back out, growling and ripping the interior to shreds.

It spent 30 minutes trapped until it was freed by wildlife officials. That’s in poor taste. A Virginia restaurant manager was so bothered by a customer who left a three-star Yelp review, he showed up at her home at night to hash it out.

Yesha Callahan had ordered a cheeseburger from La Porchetta in Sterling, Va. When she slammed the burger as “dry & unseasoned,” the restaurateur stormed over at 10 p.m., she said, banging on her door when she wouldn’t open up.

A man is suing cops and a lifeguard who saved him from drowning in Virginia — because they didn’t rescue him fast enough.

Mateusz Fijalkowski, 23, was having a bipolar episode when he tried to drown himself at a pool in Fairfax, Va.

He claims the rescuers watched him sink to the bottom before pulling him out, and wants $100,000 to pay for medical bills. Big bust! Three Florida crooks were caught in a monthslong scheme to snatch thousands of dollars in bras and underwear from Victoria’s Secret, police said.

Two former employees of a shipping company, along with an accomplice, pocketed $20,000 in undies and sold them online near Tallahassee, according to police.

Two pelicans ruffled feathers at a Pepperdine University graduation ceremony.

The birds dive-bombed the crowd at the outdoor event in Malibu, causing the people to scream and scatter.

One pelican even crashed the stage before the pests were chased away.