Weird BUT true

Guests at these hotels will be living high on the hog.

An agricultural company has opened two seven-story “hog hotels” to get around a dire shortage of farmland on southern China’s Yaji Mountain.

Each floor of the porcine palaces run by Guangxi Yangxiang Co. can hold up to 1,000 sows. Now that’s a bad call. A fugitive hiding out in western New York is back behind bars after accidentally dialing 911 and leading cops right to him.

Jesse Graham, 53, inadvertently dialed the number Friday night while lying low in Lyons.

Cops checking out the call learned Graham was wanted in North Carolina. It wasn’t immediately clear why. He was charged with being a fugitive from justice, as well as pot possession.

Good luck sending your RSVP.

Relatives of theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking, who died in March at 76, have invited time travelers to attend his Westminster Abbey memorial next month.

Those wishing to get on the guest list have to fill out an application with their date of birth — which can be any day up to the year 2038.

Cops tracked down three suspects in the theft of a statue from a Wisconsin church with an unusual clue: half-eaten corn dogs.

Remnants of the food were found near St. Mary’s Catholic Church in Wausau, where a statue of the Virgin Mary was swiped May 7.

Police deduced the snacks were bought at a convenience store across the street and found the trio using surveillance footage.

A Texas couple’s konjac plant, a species known to smell like a rotting corpse, has attracted a confused visitor to their garden: a hungry vulture.

The carrion feeder began roosting on the fence of Don and Marilyn MacGregor’s Fort Worth home shortly after they planted the pungent plant.