Weird BUT true

A quick-thinking New Jersey police officer is a hero animal lovers will fawn over — after he saved the life of a baby deer by performing an emergency cesarean section on its dead mother.

Officer Robert Lagonera spotted the doe after it had been killed by a car in Washington Township. He could feel a baby moving inside of her belly, so he whipped out a knife and performed the makeshift surgery.

A British man was caught filling a hotel tub with raw potatoes while wearing a bra over his shirt on a fiveday drug binge.

After guests at the Travelodge in Eastleigh, England, complained about the smell of weed wafting from James Johnson’s room, cops searched it and found MDMA and other drugs.

When a judge asked why he wanted a potato bath, Johnson, 30, replied, “It felt like the right thing to do at the time.”

A Florida couple swiped a motorized shopping cart from a Walmart and took it on a joyride to a nearby bar.

Jeffrey Robert Sabiel, 50, and Santa Marie Walters, 32, were caught on camera driving off in the vehicle in Largo, according to police.

Cops later found the cart at Jimmy’s Sports Bar, where the couple was tossing back some cold ones.

A dairy farmer in Ireland got into some deep doo-doo after slippery dung dropped by his cattle caused a motorbike crash.

A judge fined Patrick Fitzgibbon $350 for not cleaning up after his stock crossed a road in Kilmallock.

A man in India took frustration over airline travel to new heights by stabbing himself in the gut with a pen.

The 37-year-old was so irked by a three-hour Air India delay in Mumbai that he flew into a rage and jammed the pen into his stomach, causing mild bleeding. He was rushed to a hospital and the plane took off without him.