Weird BUT true

He’s not laughing now. A Missouri high-school senior was suspended for three days and barred from walking in his graduation after he put his school up for sale on Craigslist as a prank.

Kylan Scheele, 18, admitted to posting the online ad that listed Truman HS for sale at $12,725.

“Huge 20+ room facility. Newly built football field . . . reason for sale is due to the loss of students coming up,” part of the ad for the Independence school read.

Dude, there’s their car! An elderly UK couple wass reunited with their belovedd auto — a week after theyy forgot where it was parked.d.

Hilda Farmer, 79, and herr partner, Emmanuel Elliot,t, 80, offered a $133 reward af-fter they lost their Ford Fi-iesta while visiting the townn of Cheltenham in Glouces-tershire, England.

It was ultimately found in a parking lot — with three tickets on the windshield.

“I can sleep now,” Farmerr said.

Two thieves pilfered a Florida car wash — making off with 3,396 quarters.

Surveillance footage released by the Broward County Sheriff ’s Office shows the crooks using a drill to bust into an outdoor payment machine at the Mobil gas-station car wash in Dania Beach.

The men fled the scene in a silver Ford Focus with the $849 in quarters.

This kangaroo wanted in on the game.

The wayward marsupial hopped across an Australian rugby field during a game. Video shows the critter bouncing past players on the field in the town of Parkes in New South Wales.

Beats the swamp. A Florida couple found a 300-pound alligator swimming in their pool.

“We have a pond somewhat nearby, but it’s strange that this gator ended up in our pool,” said Sarasota homeowner Frank Shaffery.

Florida Fish and Wildlife trapper Kevin Hibler removed the 20-year-old gator.