Weird BUT true

Here’s the biggest “flake news’’ story of the week.

British college student Hinay Lad bought a box of cornflakes, and when he poured some into his breakfast bowl, he found a monster six-incher.

The proud student said he’ll go down in history as the discoverer of the world’s largest Crunchy Nut Cornflake.

Kellogg’s, which manufactures the age-old cereal, rewarded him with $2.50 to buy a another box.

Megan Kenway-Head will never be accused of being a “swinger.’’

The 23-year-old mom from Southampton, England, took her two young kids to a park.

When they seemed uninterested in the swings, she sat down on one intending to show how much fun it was — and got stuck in the seat.

Eventually the local fire department had to be summoned to free her.

“I was mortified,’’ she said. “But glad to see the funny side of it.’’

A penniless, 29-year-old student won the top prize on a reality-TV show — a really rich Russian husband.

Yulia Sveshnikova was chosen the winner by Konstantin Scherbinin’s five kids, two of whom are older than his bride.

Yulia, he said, will become my “sixth and final wife.’’

Speaking of those zany Russians, an amorous couple in the city of Yaroslavl north of Moscow was caught having sex in full view in an all-glass cab of a giant ferris wheel.

The randy rotators face a possible fine and up to 15 days in jail, authorities said.

This buffalo stands up for the underdog — or in this case, the underlizard.

A tourist on safari in South Africa saw a hungry lion clutching his “lunch,” a monitor lizard, in his jaws.

Suddenly, a charging bison rammed the big cat, which flipped over three times and let go of the once-doomed reptile, which scurried off.