Weird BUT true

There’s such a thing as lovin’ it too much.

A wanted Wisconsin man stopped for a snack at a McDonald’s while being chased by police.

Jack Rasmussen, 50, was pulled over for a traffic stop in Bloomer, where cops learned there was a warrant out for his arrest.

He allegedly sped off, made a pit stop at the fastfood outlet — and asked that he be allowed to finish his grub before being cuffed.

A Chinese restaurant went bankrupt because too many people took the owners up on their all-you-caneat hotpot bargain.

Jiamener, in Chengdu in Sichuan province, went out of business less than two weeks after offering the $19 deal.

Owners thought they would nab more loyal customers with the discount, which attracted more than 500 people per day.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superfish!

An octopus and other sea creatures rained down during a freak storm in China.

A tornado-like waterspout sucked up marine life — including starfish and shrimp — from the Yellow Sea and spit them onto the streets of Qingdao in Shandong province.

A Florida man high on drugs had the balls to threaten his neighbors with a gun — because his testicles were hurting, cops said.

The 32-year-old man from Westville allegedly lashed out at fellow residents because he believed they were to blame for “parasites” living in his family jewels. Whoa, Nelly! A California man was busted for DUI because he allegedly rode a horse drunk — the fourth recent arrest of its kind.

Armando Martinez Ruiz was in a parade in Colusa when he lost control of the animal, which injured an 8year-old kid, police said.

In the past seven months, tipsy equestrians have been busted for riding wasted in Florida, Australia and Southern California.