Weird BUT true

Finally, a sex doll that’s truly realistic!

Sexbot Samantha, the world’s first love robot that sometimes tells users “no” — and claims to have a headache — was unveiled recently at the Life Science Centre conference in Newcastle, England.

The $4,700 Samantha is programmed to shut down when not in the “mood.”

This punishment is hard to stomach.

Giovani Dacumos, a Los Angeles Building and Safety department boss, allegedly forced workers to gorge themselves on entire pizzas and piles of ice-cream sandwiches — in one sitting — as form of discipline, employees said.

Dacumos is accused of “food-hazing” at least three workers for failing to complete tech-related tasks.

He went medieval over a parking space.

New Jersey driver Jared Razzano, 35, allegedly slashed a 40-year-old man in the head and arm with a sword in a fight over the space in Manville, according to cops.

He was charged with aggravated assault and possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose.

An American-flag thief at a Massachusetts cemetery really went “wild.”

When flags first started disappearing from veterans’ graves at Bellevue Cemetery in Adams, mourners replaced them. But when 18 replacements were also taken, they called the cops — who found that the culprit wasn’t a vandal but a wily woodchuck lining its burrow. Hornier than toads. Hundreds of massive sexcrazed moths stunned residents in Tranmere, Wirral, England, by swooping down on their town to mate.

Early warm weather caused the poplar-hawk moths — which live in trees and can grow as large as a small bird — to invade homes.

The insects die soon after they mate, with the females first laying their eggs.