Weird BUT true

Boy, this joker was wild at a Louisiana casino.

Terrence Roquemore, 24, was wandering drunk and naked when cops were called to the DiamondJacks Casino in Bossier on Tuesday.

When Roquemore allegedly threw chairs at them, he was subdued with beanbag rounds and charged with assault, battery and other raps.

Who needs Accutane when you’ve got . . . dog pee?

Lynn Lew, a beauty blogger, caused a stink posting a YouTube video of herself purportedly drinking her dog’s fresh urine.

“Until I first drank my dog’s pee, I was depressed, I was sad, and I had bad acne,” Lew says before bizarrely claiming that dog urine has many vitamins and is proven to help “cure cancer.”

Hell hath no fury like this Minnesota woman scorned.

When a man rejected Panhia Vang’s marriage proposal, she allegedly raced off in his Hummer at speeds of up to 80 mph — with the man clinging to the roof.

After he fell, he was rushed to a hospital with multiple broken bones, police said. Vang, allegedly drunk, was charged with car theft and criminal vehicular operation resulting in substantial bodily harm. Justice is served. Shamon West, 21, was busted at Shannon’s Restaurant in Pine Bluff, Ark., when he tried to pay for his meal with a bogus credit card — which had been stolen days earlier from his waitress, police said.

Cops found more of the waitress’ belongings on West, they said.

The culprit who broke into a California car near Lake Tahoe got an assist escaping from — the cops.

A video on the Placer County Sheriff ’s Facebook page shows a deputy breaking a car window to help the suspect, a trapped bear, get out and scamper off into the woods.