Weird BUT true

That’s one big “baby.” Doctors removed a 50pound cyst from an Alabama woman’s ovary after she got fed up with people assuming she was pregnant and went for a checkup.

Kayla Rahn, 30, of Montgomery, said she inexplicably began to gain weight in her lower midsection.

One waiter even asked if she was “expecting twins,” she said.

When the mass began causing pain, her mom took her to Jackson Hospital, where surgery was performed after a diagnosis.

Now he’s in a pickle. A Michigan man crashed his car while steering with his knees — so he could use his hands to chow down on a sandwich.

Ronald Blaser, 75, of Darlington, drove into a ditch and flipped his ride in Mount Pleasant.

He was not seriously injured, but got a summons for inattentive driving.

Cookie Monster alert. Cops are hunting for a sweet-toothed Florida shoplifter who allegedly loaded his shopping cart to the brim with cookies and bolted without paying.

The crook was seen in surveillance footage wheeling away the sugary loot at a Miramar Family Dollar.

Party foul. A beer truck caught fire and its load of cans burst open on a Texas highway.

Drivers were delayed for hours on Interstate 10 at Peach Ridge in Waller County as officials cleaned up the suds, which slickened the pavement.

Naturally, he went for the bear claws.

A wily black bear sneaked into the garage of a North Carolina home — and swiped an entire box of pastries, wild video footage shows.

The hungry animal was seen dragging the box of goodies outside the open garage in Hendersonville and then gobbling them up.

The hungry bruin calmly finished his dessert, licked his paws and meandered off.