Weird true

A South African woman was pronounced dead after a crash and placed inside a mortuary freezer — only to later be found alive inside the stainless steel box.

Paramedics said the unnamed woman showed “no form of life” after she was hit by a car near Carletonville. They took her body directly to a morgue, where it was put on ice.

But a worker eventually discovered her breathing, and she was rushed to a hospital in Johannesburg.

For liberals, it’s a hard pill to swallow.

Indiana cops seized dozens of bright orange ecstasy pills shaped like President Trump’s head.

The image of Trump’s mug is stamped on the tablets, along with the phrase “GREAT AGAIN.” Cops confiscated the pills in connection with 129 drug-related arrests in northern Indiana.

An Australian woman was feeding sharks from a yacht when one of them dragged her into the ocean by her pointer finger.

Melissa Brunning, 34, was tossing fish to tawny nurse sharks off the coast of Kimberly when the meticulous man-eater turned her digit into a snack. Doctors were able to save the finger.

A peacock lover ruffled the feathers of cops in Canada.

Residents in Surrey, British Columbia, reported a neighbor for feeding wild peacocks in an area that has been overrun by the loud, aggressive critters.

When a police officer fined the man, he allegedly flipped out and roughed up the cop — forcing him to call for backup. She had 127 prom dates. British teen Chloe Robson, 16, had been harassed at school by classmates and was nervous about attending the end-of-year event.

So her uncle, who runs the group Bikes Against Bullies, arranged for a massive motorcade of tough guys on motorcycles to drop her off at the dance, which was held at a castle in Great Lumley, England.