Weird BUT true

She’s fur-ever young. The world’s smallest dog has been cloned to produce genetically identical puppies a record 49 times.

Scientists are obsessed with recreating 6-year-old mini Chihuahua Miracle Milly’s one-pound body.

The pooch — who lives in Kissimmee, Fla., and is roughly the size of a guinea pig — was named Guinness World Records’ smallest living dog in 2012.

That’s poor shorts manship — no butts about it!

An Ethiopian runner tried to pull down the shorts of a competitor who was dashing past him in a race.

Yomif Kejelcha attempted to pants Selemon Barega during the 5,000 meter in Lausanne, Switzerland, according to a report.

But the move caused Kejelcha to fall, and he was disqualified.

Cops in Florida have been forced to return nearly $20,000 to a stripper.

Miami-Dade police officers had confiscated the cash from Lizmixell Batista, 20, while seizing guns and marijuana extracts from her husband’s car in Miami.

The police claimed it was drug money. But she proved that it was her hard-earned dough.

An environmental group was hit with a $2,657 phone bill after a person stole a tracking device it had implanted in a migrating bird and used it to make calls.

EcoLogic members had been studying the migratory habits of the white stork, Kajtka, through the Blue Nile Valley in eastern Sudan when they lost its signal.

They say somebody snatched the bird’s GPS tracker and used the device’s SIM card to make 20 hours of cellphone calls.

Scotland is using taxpayer money to come up with a plan of action in case the Loch Ness monster ever gets captured.

Scottish Natural Heritage said the legendary creature’s DNA should be taken.

Officials called the plan “partly serious, partly fun.”