Weird BUT true

A clever canine came up with a great way to cool off in the dog days of summer.

He used his doggie door to get out onto the lawn of his home in Texas, grabbed the sprinkler, which was operating, and brought it into the house.

The dog’s owner posted a picture on Facebook, and a viewer who didn’t want to give her pets any ideas commented, “I’m not showing this to my dogs!!!!’’

Speaking of mischievous mutts: A German shepherd named Kobe who lives in Australia snatched his owner’s camera and used it to document a road trip.

Kobe grabbed the GoPro from Dan Brown, then led his bemused master on a 20-minute chase.

The GoPro video clip was an Internet sensation.

Drivers stuck in a massive traffic jam in St. Petersburg, Russia, weren’t close to being bored.

A randy couple in one of the cars passed the time with some stand-up sex — their heads and upper bodies bobbing out of the open sun roof.

The man finally gave his paramour a kiss on the hand and they drove off.

A British porn star wants to keep getting erections even after he dies.

Johnny Rockard, who was diagnosed with a terminal disease, hopes to be buried in a 6-foot-long coffin shaped like a phallus.

It would have a hydraulic device to bring it erect for special occasions.

“It’s just me mocking the whole thing about funerals,’’ he says.

Two tourists in Lisbon, Portugal, found themselves trapped in an elevator and decided to call police when an emergency button failed to work. They went online and found a phone number.

The only trouble was they reached cops in the town of Lisbon, Maine. The dispatcher, Cathy Roy, told them to stay on line while she called Portugal. Despite the language barrier, she was able to direct rescuers to the right place.