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He’s the ultimate whiz kid. William Maillis is only 11 years old but he’s already graduated from high school and college and has plans to finish his doctorate by the time he’s 18.

Over the weekend, Maillis — who learned algebra by age 4 — received his Associate in Arts degree from Florida’s St. Petersburg College and will begin classes next month at the University of South Florida.

A jail cell may not feel too cramped now.

A Spokane, Wash., man wanted for violating an order of protection stuffed himself into a washing machine before he was eventually sniffed out by a K9 cop.

“The adult version of hide-and-seek never turns out well for anyone,” the Spokane Police Department said in a Facebook post.

A 9-year-old cat named Sweet Tart has clawed her way into pawffice as mayor of a Michigan village.

The kitty, who previously served as the Village of Omena’s vice mayor, beat out a slew of fellow animal candidates for the top honors.

Town officials said that about 7,000 people cast votes.

Sweet Tart will serve as mayor until the next election, in 2021. This teen is not lovin’ it. A 13-year-old boy was charged with assault after he fired a french fry through a straw and struck a woman’s face at a London McDonald’s.

The youngster was arrested even though his mother claimed that he was actually aiming to hit his friend. The case was ultimately dropped.

Where’s Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?

A snake took a Virginia man by surprise by slithering up into his toilet bowl.

James Cooper, of Kempsville, said his roommate was able to catch the ball python with a fishing rod.

The snake was later determined to be a pet that went missing two weeks ago and may have gotten into the sewer system.