Weird BUT true

For some newlyweds, eternal love is out of this world.

A Japanese company is offering a new service — launching ceremonial wedding plaques into space.

The company, Warp Space, will emboss titanium plates with the names of brides and grooms and pack the plaques into cubes to be sent off into the great beyond.

The service, offered as a part of a wedding-hotel package in the city of Tsukuba, costs about $270.

This disgusting traveler took an airline’s name a bit too literally.

A Wizz Air passenger — who was inebriated, witnesses said — on board a flight about to take off from London was told she had to wait to use the lavatory until the jet was airborne.

So she defiantly pulled down her pants in the foodservice galley of the Hungarian airliner, squatted and did her thing — while chatting on a cellphone.

Cops were summoned and took her away.

A New Zealand pol wants Australia to waive its flag.

Winston Peters, the acting prime minister of the country, asked Australia to adopt a new flag, charging its neighbor with stealing the design.

Both flags have a union jack in the upper left corner.

Australia’s banner also has six white stars and New Zealand four red ones.

Did they also have bike lanes back then?

A carving of a bicycle has been discovered on the wall of a 2,000-year-old Indian temple. Some scholars think the ancient worshippers invented one, but others assert it was likely done during an early 20th century renovation.

Well, at least there was no offensive smell.

Police went to the home of a 76-year-old suburban London man after irritated neighbors complained of “offensive human noises’’ coming from the residence.

Turns out the old timer’s 4-year-old great-grandson was playing with a fart machine.