Weird BUT true

A Minnesota couple is in a crapload of trouble for poaching hundreds of fish known as crappies.

Isouvahn Xayachack, 70, and his wife, Chanhthone Phongsim, 60, were charged with possession of fish over the limit and face a maximum $3,000 fine for hauling 300 of the sunfish relatives out of Lake Sisseton. The legal limit is 10.

She can practically bowl with her eyes closed.

A legally blind south Florida woman has managed to score above 200 points.

Kathryn Robinson, 96, can’t see out of one eye and has lost most of the vision in the other, but after nearly 30 years of bowling, she still manages to knock ’em down in the high triple digits.

A drunken Englishman who was also high on cocaine attacked an ice-cream truck with a 3-foot-long samurai sword, prompting frightened screams from kids.

Jamie Tickle, 32, was arrested and slapped with a nearly three-year jail sentence for the bizarre July 1 incident.

So that’s how Boston’s beans got so baked.

Massachusetts has the highest rate of marijuana use in the country, according to a new study, which found 21 percent of Bay Staters hit the electric cabbage at least once in June.

Vermonters predictably came in second at 18 percent, according to the study conducted by Massachusetts’ health department.

Massachusetts is the seventh state to legalize marijuana, and did so through a ballot measure in 2016.

She said “cello,’’ they said ‘‘goodbye.’’

A woman was booted from an American Airlines flight because her cello was too big — even though she bought a ticket for it.

Jingjing Hu said she checked with American to make sure she could travel with the $30,000 instrument — but the airline changed its tune and refused.