Weird BUT true

Ruff commute. A runaway pooch bolted from his home in suburban Toronto and hopped a train downtown.

Marley, a 6-year-old border collie-shepherd mix, slipped into a GO Transit commuter car and made it several stops before being caught by the conductor, who called his owner, Dorte Petersen.

“The good news is we have your dog, the bad news is he is headed to Union Station with us,” the conductor said. Wurst intruder ever. A woman returned to her home in Myrtle Beach, Fla., and found a crook in her living room, chowing down on a corndog he’d swiped from her fridge.

The munchie-stricken thief told the 30-year-old victim he was hungry then sped away on her bike.

Thousands of World War II-era guns and swords were found buried under a Japanese school.

A construction crew unearthed the massive cache of weapons — which includes 1,400 guns and 1,200 swords — while building a new wing of Tanashi Elementary School in Nishitokyo. Soldiers may have hidden them at the end of the war in 1945, an expert said.

A Florida daredevil was shocked by thousands of electrical volts when he tried to do parkour over a power pole.

The man, who was practicing the obstacle-coursestyle exercise routine with two pals, scaled the side of a building in West Palm Beach and tried to hop over the electrical wires.

He was zapped by 7,000 volts and taken to a hospital.

A Dubai rental-car company got taken for a ride by a British tourist when he racked up $47,600 in speeding tickets in a single day and then disappeared without paying them.

Traffic cameras caught him zooming up to 150 mph in a luxury Lamborghini Hurricane.