The Mooch gets chatty

ANTHONY Scaramucci (inset) couldn’t sell a TV talk show, “The Mooch’s Table,” even though he revealed on its “sizzle reel” that he was a bed-wetter until he was 11.

I obtained a copy of the 3-plus-minute promotional video that was sent out to networks and cable channels. The video shows

Trump’s former communications director at a table at his Hunt & Fish Club with Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael

Avenatti, rapper Saigon and radio host and jour- nalist Karen Hunter. “One of the cool things about my fall from grace at the White House,” Scaramucci says, “was that these sons of bitches made me quite famous.” Maybe not famous enough. “The show didn’t go anywhere,” a Scaramucci spokesman admitted. “It just didn’t sell.” Too bad, because the Mooch seemed like he was able to get his guests to relax and open up. Avenatti reveals he tried everything to hide his baldness, including “kinda the comb-forward.”

Saigon talks about his tattoos, including one he got in prison using a guitar string and ink from carbon paper.

Scaramucci — perhaps showing some lingering bitterness over his disastrous 10-day stint in the White House — at one point tells his guests, “You can buy a bar of Trump soap. If you want to wash your ass with his face — no problem.” A rep said he was “lauding” Trump’s “consumerbranding acumen.”