Weird BUT true

A Minnesota burglary suspect found himself in some really deep doo-doo.

After allegedly snatching lumber from a shed, Matthew Bloomquist, 29, of Hawick, tried to speed off in his pickup truck. But he got stuck in a 3-foot pile of manure, said cops who reportedly caught Bloomquist, covered in animal waste, trying to flee on foot.

No, that’s not the smell of a frat house on fire.

A semi-truck carrying a shipment of Axe deodorant burst into flames on a Texas highway. Cannisters exploded and scattered across I-35 in Benton, but no one was hurt, police said.

The oldest person in Britain ever to have gender-reassignment surgery waited nearly 80 years to become a woman, she revealed over the weekend.

Ruth Rose, 85, an ex-RAF navigator, mechanical engineer and financial consultant named James Rose, said she knew from age 9 she wanted to be female.

She didn’t act on that desire until she was 81, divorced, retired and it “has become acceptable,” she said.

A Canadian waitress says her boss is a total boob for forcing her to wear a bra on the job, says a new lawsuit.

Christina Schell, of British Columbia, is suing the Osoyoos Golf Club, saying she was fired for refusing to comply with the “sexist” dress code.

Women working at the club’s restaurant are required to wear a tank top or bra under their uniform, which she called a “human rights violation.”

Men are red-faced about eating greens.

Guys are embarrassed to order vegetarian food around male friends because they fear it makes them appear feminine, according to a new study dubbed The Man Food Project.

Most of the guys admitted they were ashamed to order veggie-based grub because they associate meat with manliness.