Weird BUT true

Look what the cat dragged in.

A curious kitty in Bristol, England, found a large plastic sack stuffed with 30 baggies of heroin and crack and proudly brought it home to his owner, cops said.

“Forget police dogs, we should start training up cats,” the Somerset Police Department quipped on Twitter.

This New Hampshire pop was quite the weasel.

The unidentified crook was caught on video stuffing his toddler daughter into an opening in a Key Master arcade game at The Mall at Rockingham Park in Salem to swipe several valuable prizes.

The dad made off with a Nintendo DS and a Nintendo Switch, cops said.

He got a little too excited about health food.

A Virginia man was busted “rubbing produce on his buttocks” at a supermarket — and then reshelving it, according to cops.

Dwayne Johnson, 27, allegedly strolled into the Giant Food store in Manassas, pulled down his pants and went to town on the fruit, police said.

He was charged with indecent exposure and destruction of property.

A family was stunned to stumble upon a massive jellyfish — bigger than a person — on a beach in New Zealand.

The undulating pink blob looked more like an alien when it washed up on Pakiri Beach, roughly 55 miles north of Auckland, said Adam Dickinson.

He later learned the creature was a lion’s mane jellyfish, the largest species of jellyfish in the world.

A single cat in Louisiana sparked a power meowtage that left more than 7,500 people in the dark.

The furry troublemaker slipped into a substation in New Orleans and caused an electrical malfunction while sniffing around equipment, according to Entergy New Orleans.

The feline was electrocuted.