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This name will get you booted off Facebook — no ifs, ands or butts.

Luc Anus, a 26-year-old City Council candidate from Lobbes, Belgium, insists he was banned from Facebook for campaigning with his real surname.

To get back on, he changed his profile handle to Luc Anu. Facebook hasn’t said why it gave him a bum rap.

A Tennessee man is in hot water for breaking into a stranger’s home and drawing a bath, according to police.

Jamal Staples was allegedly about to hop in the tub for a soak at the for-sale house in Memphis when officers burst into the bathroom.

The suds-loving scoundrel was tossed in jail for trespassing and theft. Mini-size them. French fries in western Europe will be about an inch shorter on average this fall due to a drought that shrunk the spuds, agriculture experts predicted.

A hot, dry summer in Belgium, France and England has caused farmers to yield smaller potatoes, sparking fears in Belgium, where pommes frites and mayo are the country’s signature street food.

It’s a rare breed of love — a blind pooch in the Philippines has his very own guide dog.

Ginger, an 11-year-old Golden Retriever, patiently leads her canine pal, Kimchi, a Spaniel mix believed to be 12 years old, on strolls around Quezon City.

Owners of the adorable duo attach a single leash to both of their collars to encourage the dog-on-dog aid. Kimchi refuses to use stairs without his furry helper.

An Australian jailbird escaped from a prison van at a convenience store aptly named On the Run.

Shane Gauci, 41, asked to use the bathroom, then suddenly bolted at around 8:30 a.m. Monday, authorities in Adelaide said.

Gauci, who had been participating in a community program, is still on the lam.