Weird BUT true

A California burglar’s diddling let to his arrest,

Jonathan Jose Ruiz, 19, allegedly broke into the home of four Orange County college women.

While they were out, Ruiz snacked on milk and cookies, stole some underwear, watched porn on a computer and was caught only because semen on the laptop matched his DNA, cops said.

It was the sharks’ feeding time and a Chinese woman almost became dinner.

The employee at Wuyue Plaza mall in the Zhejiang Province was hurrying across a gangway with a shark tank below it when she tripped and fell into a tank opening, footage of the incident shows.

As two lemon sharks circled the woman, security guards and bystanders plucked her out before the toothy terrors could strike.

When an ailing mountainlion cub walked into a bakery in Pollock Pines, Calif., a startled employee fled and called 911.

Arriving wildlife officials tranquilized the young big cat, and veterinarians sadly determined that there was no other medical choice but to euthanize the sickly cub.

They’re still trying to nail these crooks.

The artist who created an 800-pound sculpture of a hammer that was swiped from a Northern California community center is offering up a $1,000 reward to catch the thieves.

The art piece, valued at $15,000, was an 800-pound ball-peen hammer that measures 21 feet long.

A band of eight suspected drug traffickers tried to be artful dodgers, allegedly disguising large amounts of methamphetamine as decorative Aztec calendars and statues in shipments to Hawaii.

The dope was part of a nearly 90-pound shipment of ornamental Mexican items, including replicas of the 500-year-old Aztec calendar stone, authorities said.