Weird BUT true

A butt dial led to this unlucky woman’s arrest.

A 27-year-old employee at a Brown Deer, Wis., Walmart was busted after she accidentally called 911, and responding officers ran her name and learned she had an open warrant.

The alleged crime for which the warrant had been issued wasn’t revealed.

That’s not a suitcase! Security cameras at a train station in China captured a mischievous toddler climbing onto a baggage belt and through an X-ray scanner.

The incident happened at the Xiaolan railway station in Guangdong province.

The boy was not injured.

What are you going do with that, a--hole?!

Someone in Kansas City swiped a massive inflatable colon used to teach about the dangers of colon cancer.

The 10-foot-long, 150pound inflatable with a value of $4,000 is owned by the Cancer Coalition, which hosts walking and running events under a campaign with the slogan “Get Your Rear In Gear.”

This two-headed snake is moving on up.

Kentucky wildlife officials said the two-headed cooperhead has been donated to a state wildlife education center.

“The center staff are thrilled to host this unique animal . . . and we hope that it will thrive under our care and be an educational ambassador of native Kentucky species,” the Salato Wildlife Education Center said.

Beware of the big cat. Police in Scotland have warned residents of two villages to “be vigilant” as officers scour the area for a black panther that was reported to be on the loose.

Officials with the Ayrshire Police Division say that the animal was spotted between the villages of Drongan and Coalhall, and “may be injured.”

“The area is popular with dog walkers so care should be taken,” police said.