Fransayso keeps up his flip-flopping

MIKE Francesa is now beyond the Capt. Queeg stage. He has lost count of his canned strawberries.

Last week, Francesa swore he had absolutely no idea how many app subscribers he has because those numbers are guarded “like gold.” Still, he claimed, it’s doing very well. Huh?

Unless we’re to believe it’s a business that operates on the blind, he’s full of it. Far more likely, the number is too embarrassingly low to mention.

But always a self-sensitive bully, this week he responded to app success doubts by claiming to know the number of subscribers!

As for the Garden’s boycott of WFAN because despotic autocrat Jim Dolan was attacked as a hypocrite by Maggie Gray, Francesa claimed he has no friendship, no social relationship with Dolan, whatsoever. “Jim Dolan and I are not friends.”

Ah, but @BackAftaThis on Twitter has posted its latest audio and video of “Let’s Be Honest.” It includes Francesa’s claim that he knows Dolan “pretty well,” so much so that they’ve dined together and “through the years he has been wonderful to my kids.”

Just don’t call them friends!

After the Giants, down eight, curiously went for two on ESPN’s Monday Nightmare Football, Booger McFarland, from his sideline Rubber Booger Buggy, said, “When you’ve lost 18 of your last 24 you can’t afford to roll the dice in that situation!”

Soon, Atlanta kicked a 56-yard field goal. McFarland: “I like being aggressive, especially when you’re 2-4!”