Weird BUT true

Stop falling for my dog’s tricks!

A sneaky pooch named Princess keeps escaping her Oklahoma City home at night and begging for food at a nearby McDonald’s, her owner Betsy Reyes complained on Facebook.

Don’t buy her stray-dog act and “quit feeding her fat ass,” Reyes posted along with video of a customer giving a burger to the canine con artist.

A San Diego pet-shop owner had no chance to say “later, gator.”

Pet Kingdom owner Matt Thomas found a three-footlong alligator in a black tote bag left on his doorstep.

For now, Thomas said he’s keeping the reptile in a turtle cage and calling him, of course, Al.

It was panda-monium. A “bear”ly recognizable armed robber wearing a panda mask held up a Portsmouth, Va., convenience store Wednesday.

Police released surveillance video of the crook pointing a gun at a clerk and then fleeing with cash and cigarettes.

Beat it, kid. A Scottish restaurant booted a 10-year-old boy on a date with his “girlfriend” for being too young, said the boy’s sister.

“My wee brother” took “his wee ‘gf ’ on a date to Nando’s and they didn’t let them sit in cause they had to be 13 so they made them eat a takeaway out side on a bench!!!!!!! and he paid I cannnnntttttt,” the sister tweeted.

Nando’s said “sorry if we cramped his style” but the eatery’s liquor license requires the age minimum.

Instead of dope, they got soap.

Officers at Raleigh-Durham International Airport in North Carolina arrested three men on drug-trafficking charges for participating in what was believed to be a cocaine deal.

But the suspected coke turned out to be bars of Ivory soap. It’s unclear if the participants knew.