Weird BUT true

A Texas woman celebrated officially separating from her husband of 14 years by blowing up her wedding dress.

Kimberly SantlebenStiteler, 43, rigged explosives to the gown on her dad’s farm in Lacoste after filing divorce papers.

“It was closure,” she said, adding residents could hear the boom for miles around.

A Florida woman was busted for plucking a live lobster from a tank at a Red Lobster — and running off with it, according to police.

Kimberly Gabel, 42, had been drinking when she allegedly snatched the crustacean at the chain restaurant in St. Petersburg, cops said.

The alleged lobster looter, who was arrested for disorderly intoxication, apparently has a thing for seafood — she also has a tattoo of a fish on her back.

A Canadian judge isn’t high on a lame-brained cop — who chowed down on so much police-seized marijuana chocolate he had to call for help.

Justice Mary Misener called Toronto cop Vittorio Dominelli “a complete idiot” for getting so stoned he radioed in an emergency in January.

Dominelli pleaded guilty last week to attempting to obstruct justice.

Cops aren’t sweet on a British mom who stashed thousands of bucks worth of cocaine inside her daughter’s candy eggs.

Clare Tague, 32, of Manchester, allegedly hid more than $300,000 worth of high-quality coke inside 10 of her 11-year-old’s Kinder egg capsules, according to police.

The drug-dealing mama pleaded guilty to possession with intent to supply cocaine.

A raccoon got his head stuck in a can of soup and had to be rescued by a team of Florida veterinarians.

The masked rascal wound up in the sticky situation after it weaseled its way into an empty can of Campbell’s Chunky soup near Fort Myers.