Weird BUT true

What’s wrong with this picture?

A man on a flight from England to Japan wouldn’t shut up about not getting a window seat after paying extra for one.

He was seated next to the hull, where he had expected to find a view. But because of the way the seats were positioned, all he saw was a metal cabin wall.

A flight attendant came up with a hilarious idea.

She drew on her inner artist and used scrap paper to create a picture of a window showing clouds and the sea.

She taped it to the area where the window should have been. Someone took a photo of her artwork — which became an Internet sensation. Neither the passenger nor the airline was identified.

This gives new meaning to the phrase “built like a brick s--thouse ’’

Scientists at the University of Cape Town in South Africa have been using urine as a component of “green’’ bricks.

The so-called bio-bricks can be molded into a compound that produces bricks without drying them in ovens that emit gas.

Bio-bricks are also produced in the US, but they use synthetic urine — not the real thing.

Want to see the attic? Just go downstairs.

A retired Brazilian builder has constructed an upsidedown house, which rests on its triangular roof.

Just about everything in the house is the reverse of normal — including the back door, which is in front of the building.

An angry, red-faced wild turkey chased a red-faced cop to his police car in Cheshire, Mass.

Another officer tweeted that the turkey was “armed and delicious.’’

Thirty horses broke out of their shelter in Hellesdon, England — making a local road look like the Ascot Racecourse. The ponies were later corralled and safely returned.