Weird BUT true

Deer, meet RAM. A wayward deer wreaked havoc inside a Massachusetts car dealership for 20 minutes.

The animal was captured on video prancing around the Central Jeep Chrysler Dodge RAM dealership of Norwood.

It caused thousands of dollars’ worth of damage. He can’t keep it in his pants. A serial masturbator was busted again last week after exposing himself to women at a Paramus, NJ, doctor’s office, police said.

Brian M. Bates, 47, of Spring Valley, allegedly pleasured himself — with a toilet brush.

Bates has a history of public masturbation that goes back as far as 1997. Can you beav-lieve it? The Eurasian beaver has been spotted in Italy for the first time in 450 years.

The critter was captured by hidden camera traps in the woods of Tarvisiano in Friuli-Venezia Giulia, in the northeastern part of the country.

Researchers believe the male beaver crossed into Italy from Austria.

Cheesecake is good for clogging arteries — and, apparently, roads.

A Cheesecake Factory restaurant in Clarendon, Va., caused a traffic mess when it participated in a national giveaway of 40,000 cheesecake slices.

Streets were jammed, fights broke out, cops were called and one person ended up at the hospital. Talk about love and war. A “very violent” Missouri woman was nabbed for clobbering her live-in lover as she demanded he perform oral sex on her, the victim and authorities said.

During the incident in Columbia, Amy Nicole Parrino allegedly punched the man up to 25 times and struck him with a belt, a cellphone and a brass plate.

Then a naked Parrino, 43, chased the man around the house, “sat on his face” and made vulgar demands, police said.