Weird BUT true

He could have used some better intel.

A Jamaican man picked the wrong guy to scam when he tried to flimflam William Webster — the only man in history to head both the CIA and FBI. Now he’s off to prison.

Keniel Aeon Thomas kept threatening the former top spy and G-man, authorities said, so Webster’s wife got some of her hubby’s former colleagues in on a conference call one day when Thomas phoned to demand money. He later admitted to extortion.

An Ohio teen took his best shot at rebellion against his overbearing parents — he got vaccinated.

Ethan Lindenberger, 18, was raised without any vaccines, but after seeing the anti-vaxxer debate on social media, he started ignoring mom Jill Wheeler’s conspiracy theories and got himself inoculated.

A serial car thief who stole and then returned a Texas woman’s car was busted — because he forgot to move the seat back, authorities said.

Michael Armando Lopez repeatedly stole Beverly Havard’s car at night, used it as a getaway vehicle for burglaries and returned it before she awoke, police said.

Havard realized something was wrong when she kept having to readjust her seats and mirrors, and called cops.

They’re putting New Zealand on the map — again.

IKEA apologized after someone pointed out it omitted the Pacific nation — famous as the backdrop in Peter Jackson’s “Lord of the Rings” movies — from one of the maps it sells.

The country is often overlooked by cartographers.

A Pennsylvania woman died after the wind toppled a “smoking hut” where she was huddling.

Tammy Hockenberry was crushed by the shed Friday morning while she and her co-workers were escaping the cold as they puffed on their smokes.