Weird BUT true

If the proof is in the pudding, she’s out of luck.

A Chinese college student may be deported from the Philippines for allegedly chucking a cup of pudding at a cop.

Zhang Jiale, 23, was eating while walking into a train station in Manila when the officer said no food allowed.

But she started puddin’ up a fight, tossed it at his chest and was arrested on an assault rap.

Hitting his head turned a Colorado man into a borderline piano virtuoso.

Derek Amato, of Denver, was swimming at a pal’s pool 12 years ago when he dived into the shallow end and banged his noggin.

He soon began “seeing in music” — and doctors say he may have experienced Acquired Savant Syndrome, a rare phenomenon in which a “tragedy turns you into a genius.”

A half-naked woman sprinted onto a runway at an airport in South Carolina, sparking chaos and delaying flights.

The unnamed traveler peeled off down to her underwear at Florence Regional Airport and ran across the tarmac Sunday until cops corralled her.

Fame is scary for a lottery winner in Jamaica, who wore a “Scream” movie mask to claim his $1.1 million prize.

The lucky guy, identified only as A. Campbell, wore the horror-movie costume to collect the cash at the Spanish Court Hotel in Kingston after stalling for more than 50 days.

A Florida man got so mad at his girlfriend, he allegedly whacked her in the face with a burrito — and it’s the second time one has been used as a weapon in the past two weeks.

Peter Elacqua, 41, got into an argument with his girlfriend at their home in Port Richey and tossed it at her head, hitting her.

Like the other burrito-wielding jerk — who was also from Florida — he was jailed for battery.