Weird true

What a weird reunion. A British woman named Julie was involved in a roadrage confrontation and shouted a lewd expletive at the other driver.

Then she looked again and realized her road foe was her divorced husband, whom she hadn’t seen in 20 years.

She tweeted: “Just relieved he’s still a tw-t and I have no regrets! I’m sure he’d feel the same about me.” Frisky Fido ate my sex toy! A British woman who accepted her not-at-home neighbor’s package says her puppy, Bonnie, ripped it apart and was chewing on the sex toy inside.

A red-faced Jenna Crosier later turned it over to the neighbor.

“When I saw what it was I thought it was so funny — of all the parcels she could have got hold of, it had to be the most secret thing you could have,’’ Crosier said.

Here’s a sad story with a happy ending.

A beagle named Molly who lives in Australia was devastated after her litter of puppies died in childbirth.

But just days afterward, a baby possum got into her family’s back yard and jumped on Molly’s back.

“They’ve been inseparable ever since,” said Molly’s owners, Elle and Sara Moyle.

A Canadian woman was mourned by her children in a decidedly unconventional obituary.

They wrote a first-person obituary for their beloved mother in which they pretended that she boasted about finally having “the smoking hot body I have always wanted.’’

That’s because the 85-year-old had been cremated!

President Trump is not the only one worried about walls.

A snow and ice storm made the Great Wall of China a hazard for tourists, who posted video showing them slipping and sliding down a slope as dozens of others cling to the handrails.