Weird BUT true

Here’s the poop on the world’s “No. 2” museum.

The “Unko” Museum — which means you-knowwhat in Japanese — will feature “adorable” cartoonish and emoji-like feces-related installations. The crappy tourist attraction will open March 15 in Yokohama.

A court in Munich, Germany, was ruff on a hunter accidentally shot by his dog.

The man, whose name wasn’t released, wanted to regain his firearms license that officials had yanked when his pooch pounced on a loaded rifle sitting in the owner’s car with no safety catch on. The weapon went off and put a bullet in in the hunter’s arm.

The hunter can’t be trusted “because it must be assumed that he will handle firearms and ammunition carelessly in the future as well,” the court found.

This turkey burger was a lemon.

Gloria Besley, of Wilkinsburg, Pa., outside Pittsburgh says she started to fry up the frozen Aldi grocerystore brand and it exploded, burning her arms and causing permanent scarring.

Besley is suing for more than $35,000 in damages. Aldi hasn’t commented.

A Kentucky woman who blamed “porch pirates” for her missing Amazon delivery finally identified the real culprits — her doggone pooches!

Watching security-camera footage, Ashley Craig Hymer, of Lexington, saw her 3-month-old Labrador puppies, Ocoee and Denali, dragging her package behind her house.

Shark genes may soon take a bite out of cancer!

Great white sharks have miraculous self-repairing DNA that protects them from the deadly disease — and scientists want to use it to cure ailing humans, according to a new study.

In the first-ever mapping of the predators’ genes, researchers revealed superhuman “mutations” that evolved from centuries of ruling the animal kingdom.