Weird true BUT

Those are some big pants to fill.

A South American department store broke a Guinness World Record by making the world’s largest pair of jeans — 215 feet tall and 140 feet wide, about the height of a 22-story building.

The denim trousers, made by 50 people over six months, are on display at the Mall del Sur in San Juan de Miraflores, Peru.

Oops. A Kentucky man’s Valentine’s Day mix-up has gone viral after his wife revealed that he got her turnips instead of tulips.

“When I got up, I had my first cup of coffee,and he said, ‘Oh, your turnips are here!’ And I said, ‘Turnips?!’ ” Nina Harris recalled. Husband Allan conceded: “I really did a booboo on that one.”

A leopard was spotted strolling through a mall in India.

Surveillance footage captured the animal wandering into and then out of the Korum Mall in Thane.

Forestry officials tranquilized and captured him in a nearby hotel basement.

This Tennessee police department wants to get you drunk.

That’s right. The Coopertown Police Department is seeking up to six volunteers willing to get drunk on its tab so officers can practice field-sobriety tests and observe true signs of drinking.

The department will provide the booze and transportation to volunteers who must be available for a full day of drinking.

This hit below the belt. A man hid his unusually small penis from his wife until their wedding night, she complained online — so now he’s threatening to sue and divorce her.

The 27-year-old woman used no names in the post seeking advice from a Reddit site. But when the post about her 32-year-old’s “micropenis” went viral, he heard about it and felt crushed and humiliated — and is threatening to sue.