Weird BUT true

Was she raised in a barn? A boozy elderly woman allegedly mooed at Florida police and called an officer a “pig” before she was busted on DUI charges.

Joanne Carr, 73, of Massachusetts, was jailed after she crashed her Pontiac in Martin County, Fla.

Authorities said Carr reeked of booze, mumbled and was “thick-tongued,” and told cops she’d been drinking vodka since 8 a.m.

This church is making sure that all dogs go to heaven.

Saint Benedict’s Episcopal Church in Plantation, Fla., holds special services for dog owners who don’t want to leave their pups at home.

Church rector Father Albert Cutie says there are sometimes 10 to 12 canine congregants at a time. “Why wouldn’t they be welcome in God’s house?” he said. “They’re God’s creatures.” Emu-ve out of the way! An emu was spotted roaming around a York County, Pa., neighborhood.

Police were called to the scene and wound up questioning a woman known to keep emus on her property, but the woman said none of her birds was missing.

He’ll give you the shirt off his back — after all, he has plenty of them.

A Canadian man set a world record for wearing the most T-shirts at once.

Ted Hastings, of Ontario, broke the Guinness World Record when he donned 260 shirts at once to raise money for his kids’ school.

“Around the 150 mark, I thought it was one of the dumber things I’ve signed up for in a long time,” he said. This snake got ssssoused. A cobra got its head stuck in a beer can in India, and a professional reptile handler had to be called in to free the serpent.

Video taken in Raurkela, Odisha, shows snake rescuer Mirza Mohd using a knife to cut through the beer can to save the venomous cobra.

The snake was ultimately released into a forest.