Weird BUT true

“Turn on, tune in, drop trou.”

A naked Wisconsin man had a perfectly good explanation for why he was running around a parking lot in the buff. He told La Crosse cops he was on “tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of acid.”

The unidentified 29-yearold day-tripper was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior.

The Anglican Church is OK with same-sex marriage — as long as the couple was male-female when they wed.

The Church of England allows weddings only between men and women, but the Bishop of Newcastle confirmed Friday that the church would not invalidate nuptials if one or more of the participants later got a sex change.

Two wallabies are on the loose — in England.

The hopping marsupials, native to far-off Australia and New Zealand, were spotted cavorting around the village of Hamsterley after a prankster cut the fence to their enclosure about three weeks ago.

Three other wallabies that had escaped have since been corralled.

Next time, paws at 10 and 2.

A bear in Colorado drove a car into tree.

The animal sneaked into the unlocked car in Boulder County on Thursday and got stuck.

As it thrashed to free itself, the bear “apparently butt-shifted the car into neutral,” causing the vehicle to roll backward 100 feet and slam into a tree, officials said. The impact sent a car door flying open and the bear escaped. What’s the pig deal? Two Texas hikers scampered up a tree when they thought they heard a “feral pig” growling at them — only to learn from responding officers that the noises were the sounds of vehicles passing over rumble strips on a nearby highway.