Weird BUT true

If this guy’s from the future, he should have known better!

A Pennsylvania man was tossed in jail after he started ranting to neighbors that it was actually the year 2015 — and he had just traveled back from the year 2019 in a time machine.

Cops then busted Jason Kolb, 42, on old DUI and assault warrants. No word on whether he was driving a DeLorean.

Air Force officials searching for a “downed” plane sending off a distress signal found it on display at an Oregon bar.

Military men burst into Vagabond Brewing in Portland, where workers had hung the 1958 Cessna 310B aircraft from the ceiling as decoration.

While moving the longabandoned plane, owners accidentally activated its emergency locator beacon. These docs don’t cut it. A Russian woman lived for 23 years with a large metal clamp lodged near her abdomen after numskull surgeons forgot to remove it during surgery.

Ezeta Gobeeva, 62, of North Ossetia, said shooting pain began after she underwent a C-section in 1996 but doctors said it was likely liver trouble.

When she finally got an X-ray this year, it revealed the surgical tool.

A Tennessee woman got the scare of a lifetime when a snake popped out of her toilet.

“I’m terrified,” Christen Kiefert of Middle Valley vented on Facebook after spotting the nonvenomous garter snake. Utility workers took the serpent and set it free in the woods. Fly ball! Thousands of pesky fish flies swarmed a youthleague baseball field in Canada during a game, forcing the teams to call it quits.

In the wild, apocalyptic scene, the air was so thick with the two-inch flies, Forest Glade League players could barely see the outfield from the dugouts.