Weird BUT true

His drug-stashing spot was a smidge too literal.

A Florida man was busted hiding — what else? — crack between his butt cheeks, according to cops.

Derick McKay was pulled over for speeding and busted for driving on a suspended license in Flagler County, officials said.

In jail, he was found to have a dozen small plastic bags of the drug, along with heroin, stuffed in his rump, cops said.

She should be the Slurpee spokesbaby!

An adorable girl was born on national “7-Eleven Day” at 7:11 p.m., weighing exactly 7 pounds, 11 ounces.

Rachel Langford and Johntez Brown of St. Louis welcomed their baby, J’Aime Brown, to the world on July 11, the date each year that the store chain offers free Slurpees.

They’re on a highway to shell.

An innovative new freeway underpass has saved dozens of turtles from getting squished in Wisconsin.

The special metal turtle tunnel under Highway 66 near Stevens Point connects the critters to marshy areas on both sides of the road to keep them from becoming roadkill.

A Belgian man’s bid to set a world record has gone to potty.

Jimmy De Frenne spent 116 consecutive hours sitting on a toilet at an Ostend bar in an attempt to beat the Guinness World Record of 165 hours. But he was forced to quit when lack of sleep caught up with him.

A clever Missouri woman whose SUV was stolen channeled her inner detective to track it down.

Danielle Reno of Kansas City said she had left her Toyota 4Runner for a few minutes while picking up her daughter when a thief sped off with it.

But she kept an eye on where her credit cards — which she had left in the vehicle — were being used, and tracked the thief down to an Applebee’s.