Weird BUT true

What the shuck? Florida oyster farmers are hunting for the bandits who snatched a stunning 30,000 mollusks from them.

The Pensacola Bay Oyster Company said the seafood scoundrels made off with roughly 75 bags of the delicacy, valued at $20,000.

Love hurts — in this case, in the wallet.

A Siberian man paid a magician big bucks to make his estranged wife return — but the love spell was a scam, he says in a lawsuit.

The heartbroken hubby, from Omsk, forked over $4,000 to a firm dubbed The Sixth Sense for so-called “extrasensory services” to lure his spouse back.

A male model wanted by cops was so embarrassed by his “unflattering” mug shot, he posted a shirtless selfie next to it online — unwittingly helping lawmen in their hunt for him.

Police in Lincolnshire, England, released the photo of Stephen Murphy, 33, after he allegedly destroyed property, then failed to show in court.

When a local paper posted an article about it on Facebook, the brainless beefcake called it “the worst” picture of him.

There’s “new money” — and then there’s this.

A 6-year-old South Korean YouTube star has plunked down $8 million for a posh five-story pad in Seoul.

The tiny big spender, known as Boram on her popular toy-review channel, snapped up the building in the trendy suburb of Gangnam via the Boram Family company. She has a total of 30 million subscribers.

A creep exposed himself to the wrong lady — a 6foot-tall former Israeli soldier who chased him down and proclaimed, “I’m going to get you, darling.”

In the flash-and-dash, the perv allegedly pulled out his privates while she was jogging at a park in Boston, then ran off.

The 35-year-old woman is shown in video footage bolting after him, grabbing his arm and calling him out.