New York Post

Club Kid spotted in Jersey

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WHATEVER officials may be off icialling in Jersey City, listen up: FYI: A charmer around you is

Michael Alig. If you don’t know NYC late-night lore, be it known Alig is the original Club Kid. Also, a parolee. The 1980s face of the wee hours bad life young people’s club hub, Alig was sentenced to 17 years. In prison. For manslaught­er.

He is the founder of what was called Club Kids.

This charmer has just now ventured across the river to your nice little state. At the Hudson County Office of Cultural & Heritage Affairs, he presented Internet sensation “Desmond Is Amazing” with an award. Mind, this Desmond is a young club kid.

Onetime killer Alig even tour jete’d around with his newestwest protégé Desmond. Even posedosed for pictures. Not a single har-harumph from any law enforcemen­tment enforcers or county officialsl­s or whoever and whatever mightht be those local pols who are eitherithe­r running toward or from something.

Hey, OK by me — butt wouldn’t a parent preferr their child being watched over by Mary supercalif­ragilistic­expialidoc­ious Pop-pins than a manslaught­erer?

Alig and some big wig thenn took young Desmond forr pizza. Not locally — but forr some reason deep in thee heart of Brooklyn. There twoo muscled types made snarkyy comments about Desmond’ss wildly freaky outfit pluss wacked-out purple wig. Thee kid then told them: “Forr stamping out bullying in schools, I just won an award.”.”

They should only have knownown what and who his minder was.as.

 ??  ?? Cindy Adams
Cindy Adams

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