Weird BUT true

A woman in San Diego dreamed she ate her engagement ring — and woke up to find that she had.

Jenna Evans said she dreamed she and her fiance Bobby were facing “bad guys” on a train and she swallowed the rock to protect it.

“When I woke up and it was not on my hand, I knew exactly where it was,” Evans said. “It was in my stomach.”

Doctors were able to remove the jewelry and return it to her.

A Missouri woman says she needs three emotional support monkeys to live with her in her apartment — despite her neighbors’ concerns that the primates are dangerous.

Texanne McBride-Teahan, of Creve Coeur, is taking her battle to court, arguing the animals — which aren’t allowed in residential areas — help her deal with her posttraumatic stress disorder.

Putting the squeeze on SpongeBob.

The Indonesian Broadcasting Commission has deemed “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie” too violent for TV.

The kids flick has been banned from being broadcast — for such savage acts as throwing a cake at someone’s face, a character getting hit with a wooden board and one dropping a bowling ball on another’s head.

This grandma is taking the law into her own hands.

Patti Baumgartner, of Polson, Mont., got so sick of cars zipping down her street that she took to sitting on the road with a white hair dryer — in the hopes motorists would think it was a speed gun.

State Highway Patrol troopers dubbed her an “Honorary Montana Trooper.”

Now she’s trying for a winning streak.

Lisa Lewis wants to become mayor of Hamilton, New Zealand — but first has to explain why she once ran naked onto the field at a 2006 rugby match.

In a radio interview, Lewis said, “I definitely wouldn’t do it again.”