Judy says Dems need Bloomie
BIDEN. Nice man — even if he excels mostly at fatherhood. However, Grumpy, Sleepy, Dopey, ex-VP Bide-y, or those other Democratic dwarves can’t get noplace without Snow White, who seems not to be running any campaign for Tulsi, Kamala, Klobuchar, Squaw Elizabeth or even Fairy Godmother Hillary. Rescuing the dim Dems leaves but one Prince Charming. Former NYC Mayor Bloomberg, an independent, tough-minded businessman pragmatist who gets things done, says Judge Judy. TV’s highest-paid host, whose real estate now covers more land than the Rockies, why’s her nonpolitical Honor sticking her gavel into this for the first time ever? Because our great grand land deserves more than a lineup of ragdolls who “fight to out-left each other.” The Democratic donkeys (we all know the other word for donkeys) need a voice for the center, she says. Judy’s my close friend. We’ve walked our dogs together long before she was on television every 20 minutes for over 20 years. She once slept on a Murphy Bed. Selfmade, she made the big-time from small-time like President Donald did, like Mayor Bloomberg did, like many who have helped build America did. Unlike those Democrat candidate Lilliputians, she says this great country deserves someone great and needs a Gulliver to at least command enough respect to try and make anything that looks like a race. Meanwhile, may all remember those earlier immortal words of Judge Judith Sheindlin: “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.”