Weird BUT true

He’s no Ronald McDonald.

An Irish crook was sentenced last week to five years behind bars for trying to rob a McDonald’s while disguised as a creepy clown.

Zachery Ryan, 41, of Limerick, burst into the fastfood joint wearing a mask and threatened a clerk with a knife in August. Little did he know, two cops had just ordered coffee, and they quickly tasered and cuffed the Bozo.

This accident was the pits!

A semi overturned in Texas and spilled tens of thousands of avocados onto a freeway.

The fruit went flying after the driver swerved near San Antonio and was struck by another truck.

The road was closed for several hours while crews cleaned up the unholy guacamole.

A 14-year-old Florida girl has been charged with giving a man dressed in a Donald Trump costume a knuckle sandwich.

She was waiting in line for a haunted house in Naples when she popped the guy in the jaw.

He wasn’t using his melon.

Japan’s new trade minister resigned after he was accused of violating election laws by giving away expensive melons and other grub.

Isshu Sugawara allegedly also sent his Tokyo constituents oranges and fish eggs.

Plastic skeletons aren’t allowed at this boneyard.

A New Hampshire woman is battling a cemetery after it repeatedly removed a plastic Halloween skull she left on a grave.

Christina Wohle, of Francestown, set the cowboy hat-clad prop next to her son’s tombstone to celebrate that he had been a rodeo rider with a good sense of humor.

“There is nothing wrong with having a little fun with death!” she griped after the cemetery removed it.