Weird BUT true

A Maine man was shot dead — by his own booby trap.

Ronald Cyr, 65, was fatally injured on Thanksgiving Day by one of several contraptions he had rigged inside his home to fire off a handgun in the direction of anyone who opened his door, Van Buren police said.

Her selfishness is breathtaking.

An American Airlines flight was diverted when a woman caused a disturbance by faking breathing trouble in order to get a larger seat.

The Florida woman, who wasn’t identified, was arrested after the Miami-bound flight returned to Pensacola.

The pilot decided to head back when the woman reported she was having trouble breathing, cops said. She allegedly admitted to faking it to get a bigger seat.

This post was a heil of a fail. The German Defense Ministry apologized Wednesday after the military posted a photo of a Nazi-era uniform adorned with swastikas and two Iron Crosses on the army’s Instagram account — with a banner describing the uniform as “retro.”

“Also #fashion is an aspect. To this day there are militarystyle elements in haute couture,” a separate caption read.

Human urine caused a security scare at a Washington state movie theater.

A manager discovered a parcel containing the liquid, labeled “highly contagious human substance,” outside the North Bend Theatre.

As a result of the find, a “Frozen 2” showing was evacuated, hazmat crews showed up and the manager ended up in the hospital as a precaution.

A man in Canada strolled into the local sheriff ’s office on Friday night — and snatched a fully decorated Christmas tree from the lobby.

Ottawa County Sheriff Jeremy Floyd said a dispatcher tried to stop the thief, but was unsuccessful as the man took off down the street.

Cops released a surveillance photo showing the burglar in a black rain jacket with the hood up and blue jeans.