Weird BUT true

Who needs a gravy boat when you’ve got a Tesla truck?

A New York man used his Thanksgiving mashed potatoes to build a replica of Tesla’s new Cybertruck — complete with a broken window.

Greg Milano was recorded by his brother, Dan, while carefully carving a mockup of the futuristic truck at the dinner table with just a butter knife.

Greg chowed down on the truck when he was done.

It’s the perfect Christmas gift for a selfie-obsessed mother-to-be.

A “Birthie Stick” to “share every angle of your child’s birth” is being sold online as a gag gift for expectant mothers.

The $7.99 item — supposedly a modified selfie stick mounted to the inner thighs — is just a box meant to serve as a container for a real gift.

So much for toll-free. A 71-year-old man was arrested in Japan for allegedly calling his cellphone company’s customer service line roughly 24,000 times over two years — about 33 times a day.

Akitoshi Okamoto was charged under Japan’s “obstruction of business” statute for his repeated complaints about his phone not being able to pick up radio broadcasts.

This stallion refuses to horse around until he’s had his pot of tea.

Jake, a 20-year-old equine officer in the UK’s Merseyside Police department, will not get to work if he doesn’t get a sugary cup of tea in the morning.

The horse developed a taste for the British staple after sticking his tongue in his rider’s cup one morning.

Maybe he was shopping for new clothes.

A man in Knightdale, NC, was busted on Black Friday after he was allegedly found totally naked in a car outside a shopping center.

Police say they stumbled upon Tylik Shawdu Little, 28, after an officer smelled marijuana coming from cars parked next to a Kohl’s.

Little was charged with indecent exposure, marijuana possession and resisting arrest, police said.