New York Post

Showing queen no respect

- Cindy Adams

WITH British blats leaking all over America’s happenings, only fair for me to expel bodily fluid on theirs.

Selfish Meghan knew precisely exactly — bet your assets on it — what she was doing. For openers, why’d she want that twit

Harry? Why?? Because playing house — or castle — with him was a better role than anything on TV.

An actress, she loves the spotlight. Attention. Importance. She knew a good script when she smelled it. And she knew what parts she needed to flex to get it.

How dare this nothing nobody do that to the queen, who’s 93. Forget even that HM Elizabeth’s a symbol. A monarch. A sovereign. Queen of the realm. She’s first of all a mother, a grandmothe­r, a great-grandmothe­r, a Majesty. This is how you treat a mother? The greatest most precious human being ever in my life was my mother. This is how you treat a mother?

And the way to treat that alleged nitwit husband’s brother? Father? Whole family?

This is how you’re going to teach your baby respect for a parent? How to respect family? Just like how selfish-you respected your own father and stepsister?

And that royal stupidness grandson Harry not revering his grandma? Conspiring to diss her? What’ll he do Mother’s Day? Send Her Majesty that Nazi swastika shirt he once pranced in?

Formerly married, divorced, showbiz, biracial, foreign, American, been around, strong-minded, tough, smart, allegedly maybe could be possibly selfish and headstrong Markle never thought playing the palace would be different? This is only hearsay, but in London a Brit socialite who knew her way around money, Europe, royalty told me — and my companion, so I wasn’t alone hearing this — that Meghan was known in the old days. “She was around the famous playground­s Europeans visit . . . and known to be shopping for a rich husband.”

How about Fergie, that other temp duchess who divorced Prince handy dandy randy

Andy? She took a handout from Jeffrey Epstein, she made a few quid hyping Weight Watchers, she got photograph­ed sucking a guy’s toes. And when this newest duchesslit­e no longer needs hairy Harry??? The crapshoot is how long she stays.

She’s already interviewe­d p.r. folk in the states. Tired of kissing babies, visiting hospitals, laying wreaths and being stymied, she’s already tapped showbiz possibilit­ies in the Colonies. She’ll be back in the business big-time while her husband, who’s never earned a farthing, diapers the kid.

Remember a predecesso­r of generation­s gone by? Duchess of Windsor? Who married the almost king? Also had been married and divorced. Also foreign.

Also American. She was not happy afterward. She was tough. I met her. I interviewe­d her. She was constantly looking to negotiate some sort of financial betterment.

Hey, sic transit, Meghan.

I was sent this joke: “Archaeolog­ists found a skull of a woman 20 thousand years old. They knew it was a woman because her jaws were still moving — and kept insisting she was only 18 thousand years old.”

Oy, please, only in New York, kids, only in New York.

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