Weird true BUT

A Louisiana woman is offering to give away her “haunted” house for free — but nobody will take it.

Sylvia McLain posted shots of the four-bedroom 1930s abode in Lafayette on Facebook last month, saying it’s up for grabs.

But visitors and former residents flooded the comments section to report spooky occurrences, including the sound of someone puttering around the kitchen. The home is believed to be haunted by an old lady who died there in the 1960s.

These calls will go swimmingly.

An aquarium in Japan is urging animal lovers to video chat with a tank of eels, so the slippery suckers don’t shy away from people after the coronavirus crisis.

The garden eels at the Sumida Aquarium have begun burying their heads in the sand when workers walk by because there are no more crowds of visitors to help them adjust to people.

Hello, 911? Someone stole my drugs!

A brainless drug dealer in Canada called police to report that two men had swiped the Xanax pills he was trying to sell, cops said.

The unidentified 18-yearold said he was bear-sprayed and robbed by two teens in Victoria. The thieves were arrested; it’s unclear if the alleged dealer was.

It’s a high-“steaks” chase. A cow escaped from a farm in Washington state and dashed into a busy street — where she tried to ram passing cars.

Cops in Kennewick cornered the bovine in someone’s yard and returned her to her owner.

Welcome back. A lot has changed.

A 72-year-old UK man became the oldest person to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a rowboat alone — a journey that began before the coronavirus pandemic.

Graham Walters set off from the Spanish island of Gran Canaria on January 25 and arrived in Antigua 96 days later, on Wednesday.